The roadworks are such a bloody pain
Y viva Jumeira
My husband's shagged the maid again
Y viva Jumeira
It's gridlock rock around the clock
Y viva Al Deira
The hookers are strutting round the block
Y viva Al Deira
We're stuck in another traffic jam
Y viva Karama
The rent's soared but no one gives a damn
Y viva Karama
The workers still aren't getting paid
Y viva Marina
Our flat's worth half of what we paid
Y viva Marina