Dallas was a druggie
He liked his little buzz
He trafficked to Dubai one day
And got caught by the
Fuzzy is our justice
Frankly it's a farce
If you need prescription pills
Best shove 'em up your
Ask them for a pardon
And you'll be out of luck
Unless you're a celebrity
Then they won't give a
For codeine you'll get half a year
For hashish traces four
But when it comes to famous folk
Then justice is a
Who really feels it's proper?
Who really feels it's right?
Celebrities get off scot-free
When we land in the